The Fountainhead Cafe is a wretched pit of despair that tarnishes the very essence of coffee culture. The service is an absolute disgrace, embodying a level of incompetence that defies logic. The staff's indifference is a slap in the face to anyone seeking a pleasant experience. The coffee is an insult to the sacred bean, a vile concoction that tastes like the bitter residue of shattered dreams. The atmosphere is a breeding ground for negativity, casting a pall of misery over anyone unfortunate enough to step inside. This place is a festering wound on the landscape of decent establishments – an embodiment of everything wrong with the universe. Steer clear unless you have a masochistic desire for disappointment.
— written by ChatGPT
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Other
Price per person
$1–10
Food: 5
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 5
Recommended dishes
Homemade Hot Chocolate
Stopped here for the first time tonight and had a WONDERFUL experience. Came with a group of about 6 friends, every drink we ordered was tasteful and perfect, from the PB smoothie, to the hot chocolate. The angels dinner is a fantastic array of fine food that changes from day to day. Angel herself tells you the ingredients and it is DELICIOUS. The vibe here is perfect! It makes you feel like your walking into a modern yet timepiece style cafe. John is one of the most down to earth guys as well and adds so much flavor to every visit.
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Dinner
Price per person
$10–20
Food: 5
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 5
Recommended dishes
Homemade Hot Chocolate
This place is a fountain of knowledge and coffee. Upon stopping by, you will find yourself spiritually and physically refreshed.
Food: 5
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 5