I've never had a colonic that ended with a goody bag. It just had a few half-eaten scones in it. But the blonde guy at the register was so gruff when he handed it to me that I didn't dare refuse it.
Removed 1 star because scone flavors were not marked, procedure was performed on an air mattress, and office hours were not as listed.
When you make your appointment, ask for Riley.
My wife and I decided to stop in this restaurant recently on our way to Kalamazoo MI. It may look like your average neighborhood joint, but we were immediately greeted by the incredible aroma of smoking brisket and pulled pork. Kane the maitre d' demands a tip before delivering top seating. After much debate over all the fantastic choices, we settled on the chili and brisket. Refreshments consisted of a craft maize agave that had some phenols here and there, light body with a small off-white head. Chef Riley will periodically visit your table to ensure the meal was prepared as requested and pleasing to your palate. By the end of the meal we were planning our next visit. Don’t let appearances fool you--this place is perfect for couples or a huge party.
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Dinner
Price per person
$10–20
At first glance the towering oak trees provide acceptable shade from the inferno often referred to as the sun. However the leaking tree on the southern exposure got me to say the least moist.
The two week dry aged ribs were good but the watermelon salad was the shining star. And the cornbread was to die for, Costco does it again!
The main reason I have scored this establishment had to be the rocks. I consider my self an amateur Geologist ( check out my first book: It’s a hard rock life. Available on Amazon.) The sheer variety brings hours of entertainment. Big ones , small ones, some as big as a glacial conglomerate 😂.
In conclusion, come for the food, stay for the rocks!
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Lunch
Price per person
$1–10
Wonderful food, atmosphere, and beer. Some new additions to the usually menu... smoked wings, brisket, ribs, pulled pork, and chili too. The ribs where exception... Meaty with a great smoky BBQ flavor. A huge variety of sides and desserts. 3 new beers on tap all delicious. They've added a new outdoor seating area too. Very nice and full of sun.
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Dinner
I really wanted to like it here but they definitely bit off more than they could chew. Signs were falling down, staff was overwhelmed because they double booked the reservations, had to get your own food and drinks. Kane and Riley were two staff members who didn’t understand personal space. Food was good though. Try at your own risk.
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Brunch
Price per person
$50–100
I highly recommend the Gould Pork Sandwich. The meat is always so tender and moist, pairing perfectly with the warm, supple buns prepared fresh each morning. The blonde gentleman is playful almost to a fault. He always flirts with my wife and he can be quite vulgar. But we don't complain because he gives us a discount.
Odd name for a B&B. Wanted to see what the hype was all about. Several people mentioned that the blonde fellow running the place was quite interesting. Interesting was an understatement. We thought we would have our own room. Ended up with a large air mattress in the common room. Very strange. We were exhausted so we didn’t want to turn back. We awoke to him sitting on the couch directly across from us staring and drinking one of his craft beers. Not wanting to make things even more awkward - we acted like we were still sleeping hoping that he would go away soon. Highly recommend. Riley, the servant girl, is pleasant.
I can't understand the problems everyone has here. They got draft beer, dogs, and vinyl. Great place.
Edit: 4* They overcooked the turkey and really ruined my day.
I highly recommend the ribs or the brisket. Both were cooked to perfection. The beer on tap was also delicious, particularly the tequila, lime and jalapeño infused ale.
Service
Dine in
Meal type
Dinner
You're certain to have a gould time, should you decide to visit. I would give six stars, but the mint on my pillow was bubble-mint and not spearmint, like I like it. This was off-set by the fact that I wasn't supposed to be there, so score one mint for me. In the fierce chase down the stairs, I think I was able to get my steps in, so I would also recommend this joint if you're into spontaneous, middle-of-the-night cardio programs. I'd have to say I was pretty disappointed that there were no snacks on the kitchen table on my way out the door, but I'm looking past it due to the wonderfully giddy dogs, who thankfully don't seem to have protective instincts.
